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Not So Nice Guy


Not So Nice Guy

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    Available in PDF Format | Not So Nice Guy.pdf | English
    Phil Torcivia (Author)

Love ... Who needs it?

I don rsquo:t know if this just comes with age or what, but I rsquo:m less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I rsquo:m getting a reputation.


What I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you rsquo:ll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you rsquo:re in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin rsquo: your fist.

Karma Kicked Me

Sure, I rsquo:m bitter sometimes. Aren rsquo:t you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you rsquo:re pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt mdash:that rsquo:s natural. It rsquo:s an ego slap. As you get older, you rsquo:ll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you rsquo:ll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you rsquo:ll get over it.

Look at this book as my way of getting over it. A collection of irreverent, sarcastic, vulgar, crude, whatever-you-call-it essays containing my odd perception of life, which might actually lower my blood pressure by writing, and generate a giggle or two for the reader.

WARNING: F-Word Used Over 160 Times

Before we go any further, let me warn you that I love to cuss. F-ing love it. You rsquo:re going to read plenty of bad words, so reading aloud is strongly discouraged, unless you rsquo:re in church.

Also, since I have taken certain liberties with our language, and I am a bit whiny and insensitive, I rsquo:ve decided to enhance this tome with mdash:drum roll, please mdash:recipes!

Yay, Recipes!

Cheers, my dears.

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Book details

  • PDF | 204 pages
  • Phil Torcivia (Author)
  • CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (12 Feb. 2014)
  • English
  • 9
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