Not So Nice Guy
Love ... Who needs it?
I don rsquo:t know if this just comes with age or what, but I rsquo:m less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I rsquo:m getting a reputation.
What I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you rsquo:ll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you rsquo:re in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin rsquo: your fist.
Karma Kicked Me
Sure, I rsquo:m bitter sometimes. Aren rsquo:t you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you rsquo:re pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt mdash:that rsquo:s natural. It rsquo:s an ego slap. As you get older, you rsquo:ll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you rsquo:ll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you rsquo:ll get over it.
Look at this book as my way of getting over it. A collection of irreverent, sarcastic, vulgar, crude, whatever-you-call-it essays containing my odd perception of life, which might actually lower my blood pressure by writing, and generate a giggle or two for the reader.
WARNING: F-Word Used Over 160 Times
Before we go any further, let me warn you that I love to cuss. F-ing love it. You rsquo:re going to read plenty of bad words, so reading aloud is strongly discouraged, unless you rsquo:re in church.
Also, since I have taken certain liberties with our language, and I am a bit whiny and insensitive, I rsquo:ve decided to enhance this tome with mdash:drum roll, please mdash:recipes!
Cheers, my dears.
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